I Jokingly Wrote a Message on My Husbands Chest before His Work …

The next morning, Travis woke up groggy, his head pounding from the night before. As we sat at the kitchen table, sipping coffee in awkward silence, I finally asked him about the message.

“So… do you remember anything from last night?” I asked casually.

He looked up, confused. “Uh, bits and pieces. Why?”

“Well,” I said, choosing my words carefully, “someone left a reply to my little note on your chest.”

He blinked. “A reply?”

“Yeah, Keep the change.”

Travis’ brow furrowed in confusion. “What? Who would’ve written that?”