During a sermon, a husband nudges his sleeping wife with his finger just as the preacher asks, “Who led the Israelites to freedom from Egypt?” Startled, she blurts out, “The Almighty!” before dozing off again.
A bit later, he pokes her again when the sermon asks, “Who sacrificed for the forgiveness of sins?” Half-asleep, she mutters, “Jesus Christ!”
When the preacher asks, “What did Eve say to Adam after their last child was born?” the husband tries to wake her one more time. Annoyed, she snaps, “Touch me with that again, and I’ll break it in half!”